"Ask the Dog Guy" with John Wade

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How to Get a Dog to Poop – You Can’t Be Serious!

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how to get a dog to poop

How to Make Your Dog Poop with a Match or two or threeHow To Match Your Dog To Make It Poop

Someone wrote me today asking how to make their dog poop in an area it was unfamiliar with while on leash. I told them they were going to be sorry they asked and not to tell Kramer (their dog) they heard it from me.

I was told this by an old-timer show dog person and thought he was having me on but I checked on it and it’s not as uncommon in the dog world as you might think but then again show dog people . . .

Somewhere I found actual “instructions”. (There was no mention of it so I’m going to take the liberty of suggesting you wear gloves – Just trust me.)

Here: from I don’t know who, and I can’t imagine how they stumbled upon it, (with a precautionary comment or two from me – i.e. When in doubt check it out with your vet first.) is how to make your dog poop using a match.

1. Take one or two paper matches and put the sulfur tips briefly in your mouth to wet them. (It gets worse)

2. Straddle your dog – facing its butt. (Worried yet?)

3. Pull the tail out of the way and insert the now wet sulfur tips of the matches in your dog’s anus. (The bit about “pull the tail out of the way” seemed a bit superfluous to me)

4. Deep enough that just the ends of the matches are visible and hang out just a tiny bit. (I think your dog would appreciate it if you would assume this fellow has a large dog and be accommodating by taking into consideration relative size and adjust the length of the match accordingly.)

5. Release the dog. (aka one very surprised dog)

6. Usually the dog will start squatting almost immediately to expel the matches. (I’m told it has something to do with the sulfur but personally I can think of one or two other possibilities.)

7. If the dog doesn’t, then you can repeat the steps. (or as fair warning wave the book of matches in the air in an ominous manner and then mime your intent.)

8. Do not insert more than 4 matches at a time. (I’m going to assume this means all at once as if you’re trying this on your own I can’t imagine there are enough treats on the planet to fool a dog into standing still 4 times in a row.)

9. Rarely do you need to use 4 matches but some dogs are more stubborn than others. (or more worried than their owners about becoming the next viral youtube video sensation)

Warning: I’ve since heard a story about a lady that decided after her first attempt that the match in question wasn’t quite moist enough so re-moistened the match to “rectify” the situation. (Click for a related story about veterinary students.)

Here’s a link to an article I wrote on house training that will help as well. You can try it first or in conjunction with the matches. House Training Cheat Sheet

Pawsitively Yours,

John Wade

www.askthedogguy.com

P.S. If you take the video I’ll add the link. 🙂

44 Comments… add one
John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

This from Steve in Iowa:

I received this advice way back in dog obedience class. The instructor said that military generals who had a dog used this little trick prior to inspecting the troops….obviously they couldn’t have a dog doing its duty during the ceremony. My yellow lab is now 14 and 3 months and over the past several months she has starting pooping in her kennel overnight. She would have never done this in the past. It is perhaps due to senility or laziness or just inability to hold bowls for a length of time. I have since started “matching” her in the morning and the evening. I am not sure what she thinks about me messing around back there, but believe me when I tell you that this method works quite well!

Steve
Iowa

Alice L. Reinhart-Blakey

Well I used a glove an put a little pit of hand soap on the glove finger tip. Then insert it into the anus of my Jack Russell. Cause she would not go. I found this method when my children were babies and was constipated that if you put a little bit of hand soap it seemed to help the bowels move. If it was good enough for my baby why not for my dog. She is my baby too.

Phil

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I’m sorry my friend asked me how to make her dog poop so I googled it and this posting came up. I guess it worked. Thanks a lot for the laughs and the advice. Phil Z

Mike

I’ve worked as a veterinary technician for about ten years now and this is one of the oldest tricks in the book. There are a variety of medical reasons why we might need a dog to poop on command, and I’ve found that a single match usually does the trick – I’m no chemist but you’re right, it has something to do with the sulfur or phosphorous in the match head irritating the inside of the dog’s rectum, much the way a spicy burrito will do, triggering the “I gotta go NOW” feeling.

Glove up, poke just the match head into no man’s land, and stand back – the results are usually instant and forceful.

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

I’ve always said that they just don’t pay veterinary technicians enough.

John

Britt

Is this trick appropriate for puppies who are learning to potty train? Thanks for the advice.

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Brittany,

I’ve never done this but I’m told by those that have/do that they also do so with pups. I would think that when the handler is equipped with common sense it wouldn’t be a problem. Check with your vet if you’re unsure.

John

crystal holstein

Can you do the matches thing to a six day old pup? Ive only seen her poopy once and im half afraid she may need to bc her belly is fat n hard.. should I just let her mommy do her job? But what if its to late and I let her go to long without popping. I dont no what to do.

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Crystal,

I highly recommend you contact a veterinarian and get connected to someone with more experience dealing with newborn puppies then you have.

John

Jessica

John,
We just bought a new house with a large backyard but our dog doesn’t seem to like it. We have to force her off the cement patio to do her business. She just stands there. Do you have any advice?
Thanks
Jessica

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Jessica,

You’re on the right track. You have to “force” her but I suspect it’s how you’re “forcing” her that’s the problem. I’m guessing but if you’re only escorting her by leash (which is what I mean by forcing) off the patio to where you want her to go once in a while as opposed to 3 months straight she’s not likely going to get it. I’ll send you a copy of my house training cheat sheet. It will show you how to get her to go out on a sensible schedule and empty out on one spot.

John

deborah

Little AquaPhor on the non sulphur end and push it in a wee bit..within a minute or two Tank was producing beautifully.

Peter Upton

How do I get my 18 month old Lab to poop in one area of our yard?

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Search for my House Training Cheat Sheet on this site.

John

Kathyp

Puppy mill rescue(7yr.old)isn’t g oing poop ,and refuses to go potty.

Bella

This works. Recently brought an outdoor dog in. He seemed to be afraid to go and would sneak away in the house to do his business. Even in a kennel, he would not go or wait several days before he finally went. After walking him 2 hours straight and him seeming like he was literally holding it, I googled “How to make a dog poop.” This was the first hit and in under 3 minutes, it was out. 🙂 Now to do it regularly, I feel he is on his way.

Cynthia

My four-year-old Chihuahua mix ate about 8 to 10 inches of ribbon two days ago. I pooper-scooped the yard yesterday and found no ribbon. I’m just worried that it will get tangled in her intestines and so I want to help her to poop everything out. Would this technique help her to eliminate everything in her bowels ?

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Not really. It just jump starts a bowel movement. Sort of like a gastric colic reflex. I’d call the veterinarian to ask how long is a reasonable amount of time to wait for the ribbon to pass and what symptoms to look for that indicate the dog might be having intestinal difficulty.

John

DJ

Wow!! My sister found this for me. Have a 9 month old Toy Australian shepherd who refuses to poop outside. Walks great, pees but forgets to poop. Not sure of his past, but I rescued him fourth owner counting breeder. He’s dog friendly but leery of 2 legged beings! I’ll let u know if this works when I find his butt under all his fur coat. No tail to guide me!

faisal

wow! I have a 14 yr old chow/retriever who was recently diagnosed with DM,(degenarative myolopothy)being able to induce the waste removal process within minutes after being taken outside is an excellent way to keep your dog out of the cold weather,specially if you live far north! I took a QTIP, and removed some of the cotton swab on one end plced in water and a little bit of hand lotion or liquid soap or Vaseline and slowly placed in for several seconds twice and within 3 minutes he was doing his thing!!! thanks for the tip!

Sam

I laughed at this whole thread and even harder while I did it and then laughed when I saw the look on my pups face, then I laughed the hardest because it did work

Michelle

Got a puppy today owner says she’s about 7 weeks old has no gone poop in about 7 hrs any suggestions

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

That’s not crazy weird but call your veterinarian. I’m going to send you my house training cheat sheet and also my puppy socialization cheat sheet.

John

Doug

Thanks for this info. I have 2 or 3 year old Pitbull who was a shelter rescue. He would pee and poop but only one. A long walk across our community.

He would refuse to poop in the backyard. I’m assuming he’s previous owner “discouraged” pooping in the yard. My pit would literally stand wimper in the ward but wouldn’t go.

It took 3 matches and sure enough he let it rip.

As a note to anyone thinking about doing this take care with large or strong dogs that you are trying this on. Once the matches were in my Pitbull was almost in a panic to poop and I had a very strong dog almost dragging me by his leash to find a spot to squat.

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Delighted it worked. Wished you’d sent along some video though.

John

Macy Palmer

please help me get my dog to stop barking and help get my dog to poop

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Macy,

Do a search on this site for barking.

I’ve sent by email “John Wade’s House Training Cheat Sheet” and a chart you can use to track progress. Check your spam or junk folders if not in your inbox.

Keep in mind this is the basic approach for getting a pup on track for learning where they should eliminate, to do so 3 times a day on a schedule and to do so in a small area so you aren’t cleaning up “landmines” all over the yard. If you want something more detailed then the cheat sheet and especially if you are having a long standing problem I’d recommend buying my more detailed e-booklet – http://store.askthedogguy.com/how-to-housetrain-a-puppy-in-5-days-or-less-by-john-wade/ The e-booklet is only $4.97.

John

Bree

Thank you so much! This totally worked and I’m hoping will help with my dog pooping at undesired times. (in the night in his kennel)

Danny Collins

Just got a 6 month old shit tzu who will just sit and lay in the grass when i take him outside. He will pee sometimes but other than that he wont poop. Help! Lol

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Danny,

I’ve sent by email “John Wade’s House Training Cheat Sheet” and a chart you can use to track progress. Check your spam or junk folders if not in your inbox.

Keep in mind this is the basic approach for getting a pup on track for learning where they should eliminate, to do so 3 times a day on a schedule and to do so in a small area so you aren’t cleaning up “landmines” all over the yard. If you want something more detailed then the cheat sheet and especially if you are having a long standing problem I’d recommend buying my more detailed e-booklet – http://store.askthedogguy.com/how-to-housetrain-a-puppy-in-5-days-or-less-by-john-wade/ The e-booklet is only $4.97.

John

Gina

I just adopted a 7 year old puppy mill rescued Brussels Griffon. She will produce a liquid elimination outside, but only after about 30 minute. (Very challenging since I have to go to work at certain times.) The solid elimination has happened twice indoors. Once right after her foster left and once when she Houdini-ed out of her kennel. She greeted me at the door, looking pretty pleased.
I’ve only had one successful solid elimination with her outside.
She’s still working on trusting new and learning her name. I’ve had her 5 days.
I’m just concerned about her health.

Help.

Thanks.

Kay

What happens if he doesn’t poop the matches out? Will they hurt him?
Thanks

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

I believe you’re supposed to just put it in part way. While I’m sure it will come out unassisted if somehow you’ve managed to bury it I’d suggest taking him to the veterinarian.

Susie

I’ve explained the process to my dog Ollie and have the book of matches in my pocket… he looks concerned… I’ll send video if I still have fingers to press the record button…

Susie

It worked!!! It worked!!!!!!!!! You’ve saved our vacation!!!!!!! No video… way too many things to manage at once to take a video….

Tiffany

My dogs not allowed to walk around unleashed due to nerve damage in his foot and him dragging it around but he just won’t poop while leashed. I’ve tried so many things. Would this actually work for him? I know he doesn’t like the thermometer up the booty bit.

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Hi Tiffany,

By all accounts, it seems to work. However, keep in mind that no matter how resistant a dog is to emptying out on a leash there is no amount of will power that will override when it’s time to go, it’s time to go. I’m going to send to you my house training cheat sheet which if you follow to the letter will eventually result in your dog eliminating where and when you think it’s best for him no matter what he thinks with the least amount of stress for him possible. Have a look at it and failing that you can go the route outlined in the post. Check your email for the files I’m sending and your junk/spam folder if not in the inbox.

John

Judy

My older small poodle ,randomly yelps like in pain…then pants ..yet we noticed she urinates but we never seen her potty so I’m wondering this match trick does it have to be paper match or can it be the wooden stick one

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

I don’t have any personal experience to go on but I suspect it doesn’t have to be a match. A q-tip should suffice. However, a dog that is randomly yelping in pain doesn’t need a match or a q-tip, they need a veterinarian.

John

Denisa

Works !!!! Thank you so much! I looked on the Internet but I’ve found nothing good till this article. It worked for my dog with only one match. Very helpful!

Linda

Enjoyed all that u have replied to. Pls could
u send me a cheat sheet? I have an old timer and could use all the help that I can get. With thx, Linda

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

Cheat sheet for house training is on it’s way along with a progress chart. Check your junk mail if not in your inbox.

Deb orr

My little terrier about once a fortnight I’ll hear him scurrying rd carnt get comfortable sooks is sad moves round whole room crying every now n again n by the next couple of days he’s back to normal what can I do at this time when it’s bad so he dosnt have to go through with this

John "Ask the Dog Guy" Wade

It was difficult to get the gist of your inquiry but if I understand it correctly it sounds like more of a medical issue than a behaviour problem. Maybe impacted anal glands? Take him to the veterinarian clinic would be your wisest first step.

John

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